Food Review: Canine Cuisine

Hello, this is Zeubie again. As the resident gourmand, I am going to review all of the foods I eated.

Whenever I go out to pee or poop, I bark at other dogs and they bark at me. They ask me what I usually eat. So my first food review will be on Canine Cuisine.

Canine Cuisine is food for dogs but people can eat it too. You can ask my Uncle Maffew, he will tell you it is yummy. It is made from products that humans can eat, that is why they call it human grade. They are basically little (or big) meat loaves with other stuff that is for dogs.

It comes frozen and you can get 8 small loaves or a big loaf in a package. One small loaf is enough for me to eated in one day (I am 13.6 lbs - I am considering going on a see food diet - to eat all the food I see - ha ha ha). I have to get someone to cutted the big loafs into quarters as it is too much food for me, but I sometimes try to scarf all of it. Gummy says I can't cutted the big loaves myself because I do not have opposing thumbs (what the hell is that?).

Oh yeah, you need to thaw the food first before you eated it. Or your tongue will stick to the food.

This is a picture of me and my gummy doing some research on this food. You can check out the Canine Cuisine website for more information.

Scarfability of this food

As you can see by this picture, this food is easily scarfable. It is moist and we put it into the microwave oven for 15 seconds to release the aromas of the fine herbs in it. Mmmmmmmmmmm..........

Taste of this food

As you can see by the empty bowl in this picture, it tastes really yummy. I like lamb the best followed by chicken. Beef is OK.

Cost of this food

This food is quite expensive. It is $11.99 (Canadian Pesos) for a package of 8 small lamb loaves that will last me 8 days. But I eated it all so there is no wasted food. And it makes me really regular but sometimes it gives me gas. Gummy and Gumpa don't like it when I have gas and I break wind in their bedroom.

Overall Rating

4.5 BONES out of 5.0



I really like this food and recommend it to my friends. Can't you tell by this next picture it makes me a really happy dog?

Happy scarfing.